I hate Ellen

Another gay one

I'm flattered

Oh thank you so much!!!  You saw this pile of puke shaped like a heart and you thought of me?  I am flattered that in between fertilizing your farmville crops and beating your bejeweled high score, you had time to send me an iheart.  I will keep it forever, or atleast until it gets so far down on my wall that I can't see it anymore.

I'm a bad person

As a matter of fact...

Oh thanks for that

I have a male friend who would post this?

my friends status update: The puzzle pieces of my heart are yours to put together if you want them back, but for now the box is on the shelf next to the jar of tears
me: Is that also next to the jar with your balls in it”?